So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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