Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
This is my gift to your gina
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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