I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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