Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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