My brain says no but my pants say off.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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