hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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