PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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