I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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