dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Everything about him screamed your future.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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