You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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