totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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