If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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