Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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