What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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