how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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