its not stalking. its research.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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