Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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