GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Randomize
