So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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