i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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