How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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