Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I know her cup size but not her name....
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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