and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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