I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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