Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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