I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
we're so committed to being not committed
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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