Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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