:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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