Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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