my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
