Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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