Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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