Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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