Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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