i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Are we still banned from the library?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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