Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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