I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
this is an emotional support booty call
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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