Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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