Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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