you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
