I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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