Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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