He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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