we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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