You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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