i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
