I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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