with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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