the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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