Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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