She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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