But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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